At a function one day, President Bush sees a man in the corner with flowing white beard and long white hair, holding a staff in one hand and a stone tablet in another. Bush approaches him and asked if he was Moses.
The man kept looking up at the ceiling and ignored Bush. Bush asked him several times and finally tugged Moses sleeve, and said,
"I am President Bush, I would like to talk to you, Moses."
Moses replied while still looking at the ceiling," No!"
"The last time I talked to a Bush, I remained 40 years in the desert!"